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NOTICE OF MY INTENTION TO LEAVE THE GROUP.
It may or may not be disappointing to some people to know that I have decided to leave this group, but I am sick and tired of the constant criticisms and purile remarks about things that have nothing to do with anyone else but me.

Okay... So I like dressing-up in ladies clothes. So what? And, my culinary tastes might seem strange to some people... but I have particular penchant for cucumbers. Which brings me to the matter of my sexual preferences, which I know might seem strange to some people, but group sex with dwarfs, midgets, and pygmies is only a ‘small’ perversion compared to the other matter...

And the magistrate was particularly understanding when I explained that running naked through our local park wearing my ex wife’s underwear on my head and brandishing a dildo in each hand is an ancient pagan custom and...

Oh shit! Wrong group! Bugger
Please ignore all of the above...

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So we've had toilet rolls, sugar, flour, yeast etc but this week I've discovered another, unexpected one.....all-in-one printers. I've tried Argos, Currys, Amazon and John Lewis and I just can't get one. I can probably get one through Amazon but I don't really want to and I would have to settle for one not of my choice.

Should crisps be taxed like cigarettes and have warnings on the packaging?

Received this email - anyone had this type of thing before ?

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Tue 30/06/2020 05:23

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How do you think the virus resurgence in Leicester should be dealt with?

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Does anyone remember this club, circa 1960/62?
This was mine, an ISO Milano 125cc two stroke.

A leaked document shows the government is backtracking on their promise to ban chlorinated chicken in a trade deal with Trump. They’re leaving the door wide open to food from the US that violates our high animal welfare and food standards.

Right now, the government is hoping that their broken promise will go unnoticed. But if we kick up a huge fuss, we can shine a spotlight on the government’s hypocrisy. With less than a week until the next round of US-UK trade talks, we need to pile on the pressure, and quick.

As Prime Minister, Boris Johnson has ultimate responsibility for the government's trade policy. If tens of thousands of us sign an open letter to him, calling out this broken promise , and asking him to ban food that violates our animal welfare and food standards in law, he’ll be in no doubt about where the public stand.

Please will you sign the open letter to Boris Johnson now?

https://bit.ly/3h9yYD0.

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Enjoy 😊

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL52AuF4QzY

Please list the TOP TWO qualities you look for in your perfect man - or perfect woman!

My Wife is missing.

Husband:

My wife is missing.

She went out yesterday and has not come home...



Sergeant at Police Station:

What is her height?



Husband:

Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.



Sergeant:

Weight?



Husband:

Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.



Sergeant:

Colour of eyes?



Husband:

Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.



Sergeant:

Colour of hair?



Husband:

Changes a couple times a year.

Maybe dark brown now.

I can’t remember.



Sergeant:

What was she wearing?



Husband:

Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.



Sergeant:

What kind of car did she go in?



Husband:

She went in my Audi



Sergeant:

What kind of Audi was it?



Husband: (sobbing)

Audi A6 Avant Black Edition,

Ambient Lighting pack - A6, Front and outer rear heated seats, Valcona leather - Lunar silver + super sport seats, 3 spoke heated sports leather multifunction steering wheel with paddle shift, LED Matrix headlights with high beam assist, Pearlescent paint, Audi drive select, Audi parking system plus with front and rear sensors, Audible and visual fasten seat belt warning - front and rear, Cruise control, Driver's information system, MMI SD card Navigation, Mobile telephone preparation, PAS, Service interval indicator, 3 point seatbelts on all seats, ABS-EBD, ASR traction control, Curtain airbags, Driver and passenger airbags, Driver-front passenger side airbags, Electromechanical parking brake, Electronic stability control, Front passenger airbag deactivation, Hill hold assist, Tyre pressure monitoring system, Warning triangle and first aid kit, Anti theft alarm, Anti-theft wheel bolts, Immobiliser, Keyless Start, Remote central locking, Audi music interface, Auxiliary input socket, DAB digital radio module, MMI Radio plus with CD player and bluetooth interface, SD card slot, USB connection, 12V power in rear centre console, 4 way electric lumbar support, 4 zone climate control, Aluminium door sill trims, Black cloth headlining, Double cargo floor, Electric front seats + driver memory, Front centre armrest, Front head restraints, Front-rear floor mats, Height adjustable front seats, Isofix front passenger and rear seat preparation, Jack and tool kit, Load lashing points, Luggage compartment cover, Luggage rails, Perforated leather gearknob, Rear headrests, Split folding rear seat, Auto dimming rear view mirror, Automatic headlights + automatic windscreen wipers, Body coloured bumpers, Body coloured door mirrors and handles, Body coloured roof spoiler, Door sill trims with S line logo, Electric front-rear windows, Headlight washers, High gloss black door mirrors, High gloss black finish B pillar, High gloss black triangular aperture at rear door, LED daytime running lights, LED rear lights, Light sensor, Platinum grey front lip spoiler, Privacy glass (to rear of B post), Rain sensor, Rear wiper, Alcantara door trim, Piano black finish inlay, Space saver spare wheel, Black Styling pack - A6 Avant, Non smoking pack - A6, Diesel particulate filter



(At this point, the sobbing has turned into a full cry.)



Sergeant:

Don't worry buddy. We'll find your Audi

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just as it's going by. As he gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Impeccable timing. You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was really something special."

Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right.”

Passenger: "Wow, what a guy!"

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."

Passenger: "How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife."

Crazy

Really?

I googled and reported on Who called me. Copied from Google
01523 is Geographic unassigned (former paging service). Any number with this prefix is a scammer.

Some people are saying that even when the numbers of deaths and new cases is zero we will still have to live the "New Normal". That's with social distancing and limited entry to shops and wearing masks. Theo Paphitis on Question Time is the latest person to say this.

I think once the virus is gone, we have to go back to living a proper normal but be prepared for any outbreaks so they can be dealt with locallly. This is what New Zealand have done.

5.5 mile walk today

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Not to be taken too seriously

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This little devil is eating all my bird food and my birds are not impressed!!

https://mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKBN23X0D5

Back on BBC again this morning and receiving a personal message from David Walliams, little Tony has raised over a million pounds.

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/plans-to-ease-guidance-for-over-2-million-shielding
The `R` rate is 0.7-O.9. Daily number of lab.confirmed cases as of today is around 1,000.Nearly 150 deaths from it,just today!
But suddenly it`s OK for the `sheilded` to be less sheilded? What do you think?

My nephew sent his wife up to West London this week to pick up her birthday present from a car showroom.

A new car for her birthday, she is a lucky lady.

Reminder to pet owners

Is anyone getting this type of message when clicking on links sent in email with notifications from SL?
The page you were on is trying to send you to an invalid URL (http:///user/ ).

If you do not want to visit that page, you can return to the previous page.

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Damage done

https://www.bbc.com/sport/amp/tennis/53148053

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There is an article in Southend News network that people are calling for Dick van Dyke to be digitally removed from Disneys Mary Poppins because his face is 'blacked up'.
the idiotic woman who started it also says it is offensive because his name is penis Van Lesbian.
https://southendnewsnetwork.net/news/dick-van-dyke-condemned-over-blackface-appearance-in-mary-poppins2/?fbclid=IwAR2H3_39d9bmQV0q083i2NNRDT0Hvm9ume5w_59HTFX2gFl8lOhYrUhTHTU

This is a repost from the Pastime group as we don't quite have the answer yet.

Today's answer is
India
What was the question?
The clue is, I am looking for the name of the circular design on the India flag. Both the Hindi name and the English name.

Edward checking his cuttings ready to pot on, Pip spotted a big worm which he wants to save for his friend Bob Robin!
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Thought it might have been Edward at first - look closer

Journalist Ash Sarkar posted a photo on social media of her eating an ice lolly while sitting on a park bench.
Now the twitter trolls are sending death threats saying it means she supports the attack in a park in Reading.
Her photos were posted before the attack.

I understand the tracing app is probably already on all of our phones.
If you have an android phone go into settings, scroll to Google settings and open it and you will likely find the sneaky download Coronavirus info that just needs location and Bluetooth turned on to make it active. Similar on iPhone.
I found it on my phone. Does anyone know if it can be removed?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8444185/Swan-dies-broken-heart-teenage-yobs-killed-unborn-cygnets-smashing-eggs.html

Who is planning to go the minute they open or are you feeling it's better to wait and see?

Reminded me of Edward and Pip

Although I have recently left a few groups on here I have just realised I am a member of more than 20 groups on a wide range of subject , public and private.
Have I overdone done it? Or have other people joined as many?
I believe there are now almost 70 groups available!

Thinking outside the box
Clever mask

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Today is a national holiday in Texas. Celebrating the day a Union soldier rode into Galveston to tell the black slaves the Civil War was over and they were free.
They now only had to worry about American police officers.