Young at Heart
Old Seamus : “Aye it is.”
Father Flynn: “You’re marrying young Mary, from the corner shop?!!”
Old Seamus : “Aye. I am!”
Father Flynn : “But you’re 83 years old,and she’s only 18. It could be dangerous!!”
Old Seamus: “True. If she dies, she dies”.....
[A few months pass]
Old Seamus: “Now me and Mary are wed,we’re thinking of starting a family”
Father Flynn: “At your age I’d seriously consider getting a lodger”
Old Seamus: “Okay”
[A few months pass]
Father Flynn: “Mornin Seamus, and how is Mary?”
Old Seamus : “Bejeezus, She’s pregnant!!”
Father Flynn: “Well that’s marvellous, and the lodger?”…..
Old Seamus: “She’s pregnant too!!!”……