The Pastor's Ass (Round 3)
Continuing from round 2. Put up your own smiles.
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Joe was thrilled when he picked up his blind date - she was a knock-out!
They went to a carnival that was in town and Joe asked, "What would you like to do first, Kim?"
She said, "I want to get weighed."
So they ambled over to the weight guesser, Joe paid the dollar, and he guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next they went for a ride on the Ferris wheel, and when the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.
"I want to get weighed," she said.
So back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again Joe asked where to next.
"I want to get weighed," she responded.
By this time, Joe figured she was really weird, so he took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"
Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
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Joe was thrilled when he picked up his blind date - she was a knock-out!
They went to a carnival that was in town and Joe asked, "What would you like to do first, Kim?"
She said, "I want to get weighed."
So they ambled over to the weight guesser, Joe paid the dollar, and he guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next they went for a ride on the Ferris wheel, and when the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.
"I want to get weighed," she said.
So back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again Joe asked where to next.
"I want to get weighed," she responded.
By this time, Joe figured she was really weird, so he took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"
Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
