Lucky
The doctor said, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus. It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live.
There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth.'
So he trudged home to his wife and broke the news. Distraught, she asked him to go to the bingo with her that evening, as he'd never been there with her before.
They arrived at the bingo and with his first card he got four corners and won £35. Then, with the same card, he got a line and won £320
Then he got the full house and won £1000. Then the National Grid came up and he won that too getting £380,000 The bingo caller got him up on stage and said, 'Son, I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full house and the national grid on the same card. You must be the luckiest man on Earth!'
'Lucky?' he screamed. 'Lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24.' 'Chuffin' 'ell,' said the bingo caller. 'You've won the bleedin' raffle as well....
There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth.'
So he trudged home to his wife and broke the news. Distraught, she asked him to go to the bingo with her that evening, as he'd never been there with her before.
They arrived at the bingo and with his first card he got four corners and won £35. Then, with the same card, he got a line and won £320
Then he got the full house and won £1000. Then the National Grid came up and he won that too getting £380,000 The bingo caller got him up on stage and said, 'Son, I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full house and the national grid on the same card. You must be the luckiest man on Earth!'
'Lucky?' he screamed. 'Lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24.' 'Chuffin' 'ell,' said the bingo caller. 'You've won the bleedin' raffle as well....
