• Derek R @DerekR Iver Heath - updated 3y

    Don't take offence

    An older couple has returned home to the town in which they grew up and dated and eventually got married. They are driving around looking at the changes which have taken place in town when all of a sudden they come to one of their old hang out spots, which appears not to have changed at all. The wife says, "sweetheart, lets do the same thing we did here forty years ago!"

    The husband stops the car, his wife backs against the fence, and he immediately leaps at her like a magnet attracting another.

    They make love like never before. She is SCREAMING and GYRATING and SHAKING uncontrollably and when it is over, much to her husband's surprise, she faints!

    After he revives her and gets her back into the car, the husband, quite astounded says: "darling', you sure never moved like that forty years ago-or anytime since that I can remember."

    The women, gasping for breath, finally able to speak, says: "Forty years ago that friggin' fence wasn't electrified!"

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