Canada Makes Trump An Offer
“You think we want to be the 51st state?
Nah, but maybe California would like to be the 11th province,” she said.
“How ‘bout it, California? Oregon? Washington? We’ve got geography in common,” said May, adding that British Columbians are already comfortable with our southern neighbours in the Cascadia region.
“This is what we’ve got for you: Free healthcare, universal, free healthcare...safer streets here, we have strict gun laws, and women have the right to an abortion under the universal healthcare system.
She added an appeal to Trump himself, saying that by Canada taking on those three states, it would “get rid of all these states that always vote democrat.”
A great idea wasted on a man with no sense of humour?