M5 junction 9 giant hole, traffic jams ---another sink hole?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-m5-traffic-giant-hole-25176522#source=breaking-news

Saw this old story online about a man who didn’t speak to his wife for twenty years. How long could you or have you not spoken to someone for!

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/stubborn-man-refused-speak-wife-9539558

Just found this new Wikipedia article. Yes, the John Oliver in the title is the British-American comedian who has a late-night show on US television!
It's a short but amusing read.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Oliver_Memorial_Sewer_Plant

https://news.sky.com/story/lebanon-total-power-outage-as-electricity-grid-shuts-down-after-running-out-of-fuel-reports-12429825

Tonight England play their latest European qualifier for the next World Cup. Get your predictions in by 7pm.
Good luck.

A gorilla dies of old age at a zoo right before the zoo opens. It is the only gorilla at the zoo since they are not very profitable.

However, the gorilla is their most popular attraction by far, and they can't afford to go a day without it. So the zoo owner asks one of his workers to wear a gorilla suit they have in storage for an extra £100 a day if he will go in the gorilla cage and pretend to be the gorilla until the zoo can afford a new one.
Quickly, the new "gorilla" becomes the most popular craze at the zoo. People from all over are coming to see the "Human-like" gorilla.
About a month in, the craze has started to wear off. So, to get peoples' attention back, he decides to climb over his enclosure and hang from the net ceiling above the lions' den next to him. A large crowd of people gather watching the spectacle in awe and terror. Suddenly the man loses his grip and falls to the floor of the lion's den. The man starts screaming "HELP!! HELP!!!" Suddenly a lion pounces on him from behind and whispers in his ear, "Shut the hell up right now or you're going to get us both fired." 😆

“Newcastle has sold its name and reputation to a brutal government with a brutal ruler,”
Your thoughts please?

I know this is going to sound like a silly question, but where is it best to submit a post for an event?

I have posted two events in the last week in my local loop, has anybody seen them? Or would it only be those in that local loop who sees them?

If the post pertains to my general area, have I got to post it in several local loops?

Where is it best to post an event happening in London, for another instance?

Though this is three minutes long it’s worth listening to from 1974

About shortages

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8JsAp6t/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10072271/E-coli-tap-water-hits-thousands-homes-Surrey-Kent-residents-advised-boil-water.html

See this

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8J4td24/

And the comments after

It was not because of the price, but for the most pathetic reason.
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/showbiz-news/strictlys-john-whaite-left-shaken-21785606

I cannot understand why they would make another programme about Savile, what on earth is the purpose of dragging it all up again. I, for one, will not be watching!

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Say his neighbours.
The man leading the sit down protests preaching to us about the environment had not only not insulated his own house but actually owns SIX DiESEL VEHICLES. !

Surely there must be another solution. Reported on local news tonight.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2021/oct/01/uk-pig-industry-warns-butcher-shortage-mass-cull

Another really nasty email scam - looking very genuine from gov.uk - the give away for me was that you had to respond in 24 hours, and I knew of no reason why there would be a time limit. Anyway, I googled it - it's a scam which goes on to ask for bank details, apparently.
The real covid pass is available from the genuine nhs app with no charge - so I have just done that, though I do have the little cards giving date of innoculations and booster, and thought that was enough. But I should shortly be receiving a letter which will be my covid pass. How long it will be valid for is not clear.

Brilliant - anyone else see it ?

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Life is like a cesspit. All the really big chunks rise to the top. The rest of us are just going through the motions.

An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward. So when life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means that it's going to launch you into something great. So just focus and keep aiming.

If you only do what you can do you'll never be what you could be.

Well, it's been an interesting few days. You may remember my brush with covid that wasnt that serious in comparison to others. Well, it gave me a second adventure!
I had a cold for 10 days, yesterday became very breathless and spoke to th3 Dr who called an ambulance and sent me to a & e . 5 covid tests later - all negative- an xray showed a right lung that is fully infected . Wouldn't let me out as my blood oxygen crashed everytime they stopped giving me it. 5 nebuliser, 4 antibiotic IVs, a shed load of steroids ,oxygen,paracetamol, ibuprofen,blood thinners later am still here waiting to hear if I can go home. Apparently its a pattern, people who have a mild case of covid recover,then 6 to 8 weeks later become unwell. The joys of this ever giving thing!

There's spaces for disabled drivers and parent's with children. Both good ideas.
But now a car park somewhere has introduced priority spaces for LGBTQIA+ drivers. They say it's to keep them safe. I think it makes them less safe as it's pointing them out to homophobes.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html

Cartoon for German national day, 3 Oct, marking unification of East & West Germany, 1990:

Travel agent to customers:

“For the Day of Unity we recommend trips to empty British supermarkets, so that you can get that feeling of being in East Germany again”.

(Courtesy of Andrew Levi on Twitter.) 🇩🇪

Not sure this even counts as satire, feels like more than a grain of truth is hidden within.

Just seen the total chaos being caused at five different locations by Insulate Britain. I have no other word for these people.

A guy gets chatting with a girl in a bar, "Can I buy you a drink?" he asked.
"Have you not got a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends.
""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," he assured her.
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a white wine please.
A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle they headed off back to her place and made passionate love.
While he was putting his clothes back on she said, "So, you're good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed, can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend?"
he said, "My wife found out."

Fuel Crisis, Garden waste, Co2 shortage, Shop shelves, DIY materials etc... I thought we were 'Taking back control'?

Three weeks ago, the top subject was garden waste. Someone said the shortage of HGV drivers behind the garden waste collection problem was just the tip of the iceberg and exacerbated by 1.3million EU workers returning home between the referendum and the end of the transition period on Dec 31 2020. Others argued it was nothing to do with all these EU workers leaving?

Now here we are, like a disaster movie, and now we can't get fuel for our cars. First garden waste, then last week's shortage was Co2. Now fuel. What's next?

For the past week my partner and I have been driving around Spain and Portugal. There are no fuel shortages, no queues, and no gaps for any product whatsoever on the supermarket shelves? Spain & Portugal had the pandemic aswell, but they have none of the problems the UK has. Why?

Can I suggest that as well as messaging each other about the latest tanker delivery, we message our local MP to ask him why the reality of this 'new era' is completely the opposite of what was promised? Do not accept the explanation 'it is the pandemic', because Spain and Portugal had the same, but they have none of the shortages the UK has, which proves the pandemic is not the whole truthful explanation. And just blaming 'panic buying' is not true either. BP did actually have to close some stations before the panic buying. This is what started the panic buying. The UK has a real supply chain problem, across the piece, made worse by 1.3 million EU workers going back to the EU. That is what is different in the UK. This was not planned for. Why?

Write to michael.gove.mp@parliament.uk . If promises are not delivered we deserve an honest explanation. Not evasion, fibs and drivel!

Tonight's Super Sunday clash could see the winner go top of the Premier League.
Get your predictions in by 4pm please.
Good luck

I'm Thinking of buying a Tablet. I'm looking at a Lenova Tab 11". Or a Samsung Galaxy S7FE 12.4". I've never had a tablet before, has anyone got one of these, and are you happy with it.

How many more times is he going to be on telly ?
The chase every weekday
Beat the chasers on Saturdays
Travels with his son

Now Blankety blank and the Larkins [ new version of the darling buds of may]

There was also his Saturday night show with Holly Willoughby- which IMO was crap

'All day long'

When the monkey rotates the gear anti-clockwise, which mark will be hit 1 or 2 ?

Self defence

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRc7UdaJ/

Sherlock was mere days away from cracking an international smuggling ring has suddenly gone missing. While inspecting his last-known location, there is a note giving a code :

710 57735 34 5508 51 7718

There are 3 suspects: Bill, John, and Todd. Can you break the Sherlock's code and find the criminal's name? Please just give the criminals name.

All you genius's - see if you can solve this. Then you can discuss the answer I have.

Two old friends, Jack and Bill, meet after a long time.

Jack: Hey, how are you, man?

Bill: Not bad, got married and I have three kids now.

Jack: That's awesome. How old are they?

Bill: The product of their ages is 72 and the sum of their ages is the same as your birth date.

Jack: Cool..But I still don't know.

Bill: My eldest kid just started taking piano lessons.

Jack: Oh, now I get it.

How old are Bill's kids?

Create a number using only the digits 4,4,3,3,2,2,1,1. So it can only contain eight digits. You have to make sure the ones are separated by one digit, the twos are separated by two digits the threes are separated with three digits and the fours are separated by four digits.

Angela Merkel Teddy sells out

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/german-toymaker-says-goodbye-to-merkel-with-commemorative-teddy-bear/ar-AAOKv3h?ocid=uxbndlbing

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMR7Q9kNT/

https://thehaveringdaily.co.uk/2021/09/29/proposals-to-close-romford-and-hornchurch-ambulance-stations-new-boss-says-londoners-will-not-suffer-as-result/?fbclid=IwAR3bk61dDewUTCN0aLpDOqQVEm5hDp-vPIXByV8SZvEmJ6S0mAX-h4Tb45o

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From the BBC site: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-58721085

My son's queuing for petrol. He says it's chaos because some people have just left their cars at the pumps so they can come back when there's petrol. Only 2 pumps have been left free to use.