Obfuscated sayings quiz
REMEMBER - NO POSTS instead you PM me with your guesses any time up to midnight tonight. If possible, please wait until you've completed all the guesses you want to make to avoid too many PMs and to make my job easier. So no hurry and it doesn't matter when you submit the answers because I'll be judging them solely on who has the most correct - and in the event of two or more being level it will be a tie. I hope this is clear and good luck. Tomorrow I’ll post the names of the top entries.
1. A canine is the optimum compatriot of a male homo sapien
2. A culinary vessel with a human observer will never attain a temperature greater than 100 degrees Celsius
3. Sanguine fluid has a higher viscosity than dihydrogen monoxide
4. The profundity of comeliness does not extend beyond the dermal layer
5. Excessive briskness causes an unnecessary expenditure of resources
6. A dyad is necessary to perform an Argentinian dance
7. Reprisal is a cuisine whose optimal temperature is frigid
8. Vocalization has meagre monetary value
9. Those who are morally pure expire prior to becoming geriatric
10. The writing utensil is more potent than the cutlass
11. Nosh, quaff, and be jocund
12. There does not exist repose for those who are villainous
13. The domicile has the same location as the cardiac organ
14. Don't scrutinize the oral cavity of a complimentary equine
15. All atmospheric condensation has an argent layer