Lyrics quiz
REMEMBER - NO POSTS instead you PM me with your guesses any time up to midnight tonight. If possible, please wait until you've completed all the guesses you want to make to avoid too many PMs and to make my job easier. So no hurry and it doesn't matter when you submit the answers because I'll be judging them solely on who has the most correct - and in the event of two or more being level it will be a tie. I hope this is clear and good luck. Tomorrow I’ll post the names of the top entries
1. I read the news today—oh, boy
About a LUCKY MAN who made the grade
2. And though the news was rather sad
Well, I just had to LAUGH
3. I saw the PHOTOGRAPH
4. He blew his mind out in a car
He didn't notice that the LIGHTS HAD CHANGED
5. A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his FACE before
6. Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of lords
7. I saw a film today, oh boy
The ENGLISH ARMY had just won the war
8. A crowd of people turned away
But I just had to look
Having READ THE BOOK
I'd love to turn you on
9. Woke up, fell out of bed
DRAGGED a comb across my head
10. Found my way downstairs and DRANK A CUP
And looking up I noticed I was late
11. Found my coat and grabbed MY HAT
Made the bus in seconds flat
12. Found my way UPSTAIRS and had a smoke
And somebody spoke and I went into a dream
13. I read the news today—oh, boy
FOUR THOUSAND holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
14. And though the holes were rather SMALL
15. They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the ALBERT HALL
I'd love to turn you on