Q; Why does the French President only eat one egg for breakfast
A; Because in France one egg is an oeuf
Posts from Limpsfield
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Carshalton
Vandals broke into a South London police station and destroyed all the lavatory seats, police say they have nothing to go on -
Carshalton
an xmas cracker factory was last night raided and several cracker jokes were stolen, police warn the public to be on the look out, any one who spot...
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Carshalton
late last nigh the local income tax offices went on fire, 3 fire fighters fought the blaze for almost 5 minutes before they were sacked
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Carshalton
earlier today a Mangers Tanker carrying 40'000 litres of Red paint collided with a B&Q paint lorry carrying 10'000 tins of Blue paint at the top of...
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Carshalton
The past is gone, the future has not arrive,l all that we have is NOW, which is why it is called "The present"
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Bickley
Do you need a cleaner or someone to do your shopping etc I’m a Mature Lady who has been running my own business for 5 years very reliable and reaso... -
Shirley
Autumn Fair - Cancer Research UK (Edited)Date: 27.10.2018. Time: 10:00
Location: St Francis of Assisi Church Hall, Ravenswood Avenue, West Wickham, BR4 0PW
The West Wickham & Hayes Fundraising Committee for Cancer Research UK are holding their annual Autumn Fair at St Francis of Assisi Church Hall on S... -
Purley
Does anyone have a spare room and would like to earn some extra money? I’m looking for good quality families to host European students traveling to... -
West Wickham
Hello my name is Eric and I do roofing and roofing maintenance. If you need any help with leaks, loose shingles, flashing or anything at all please...
